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my hair is crazy fine. i rarely wash it and when i do, i rarely use shampoo and just condition out the tangles. I cart around a bunch of bobby pins and stick ‘em in there. i get it dyed red in a salon a few times a year.
like my eyebrows (which take about 7 seconds to draw on), it’s about maximalizing low-maintenance. I couldn’t have a haircut that took more than 2 minutes to style in the morning, because then i wouldn’t be able to set my alarm for 10:52 when i need to be out the door at 11. which is mostly how i do it. that leaves 2 minutes to pee, drink a glass of water, and put on clothes and shoes, 2 minutes to bobby-pin my hair and do my eyebrows, 2 minutes to unplug and insert my phone and laptop (and whatever book I’m reading) into my bag, and 2 minutes of leisure time.
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